joined on 09/24/03
last updated 06/06/07
November 11, 2005
Both the personification of my best sexual fantasies and the originator of the best conversations I've had. A great cook with a big ethical heart for the whole world. Where I go to laugh and be free. I love you.
September 9, 2005
This woman is the most amazing combination of high and grounded. She can get her freak on with the best of them. She knows how to fun and frolick. And when it comes right down to it, she's got clear vision, a sharp brain, and kindness from every pore.
November 30, 2004
If she were dry, I'd smoke her. If she were wet, I'd drink her. If she moved, I'd f*ck her. If she didn't move, I'd glue her to my car.
October 28, 2004
Cherry?
Ah ah ah, but you should be so looking forward to her. Not the way you look forward to a birthday party where you get happy tummy flutters and hug yourself and dance pretty butterfly dances, but the way you feel when you've dropped acid a half hour ago and you look at the clock to see if it's working, and the clock is exactly at the same time it was three minutes before but then the hands stretch double their natural length and time moves sideways and you're kind of scared...but really really happy.
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about me
I just want an end to everything good and normal and wholesome...is that so wrong?
Bracing myself...three, two, one...
(blog entry)
I am sitting and waiting for my daughter's playdate to arrive. For the next twenty hours or so, I will be captain of the SS Playdate, forced to provide meals, snacks, and activity suggestions to two nine year old girls. This is the meaning of fear...
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it's not you, it's me--and questions about santa con
(blog entry)
So I have been buried under the traditional early December avalanche of papers and have only just emerged, red and white striped and ready to party. But I jut got a forwarded message that says I was supposed to prepay for santacon? Anyone have mor...
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Monkeys' Day Out
(blog entry)
So once a semester I have to sit down and read simply enormous quantities of essays. Bleargh. On the first day we read essays from students who are not ready for prime time, so to speak; this semester, they were asked, "If you could create a holid...
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Feeling a little blah myself
(blog entry)
This week has been kicking my fucking ass at work. And I have had a little bit of a cold, too. Conferencing with students, grading papers, going to meetings and ordering books as well as planning for next semester--it's all a little too much. I wa...
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But It's Not My Birthday!!!
(blog entry)
The adorable eighteen-year-old boy who lives in my building woke up today and said, "Hmm...what will I do with my day off? I think I'll put on some tight jeans and a wife beater and go fix my car in the garage all day long. While listening to blue...
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Bracing myself...three, two, one...
(blog entry)
I am sitting and waiting for my daughter's playdate to arrive. For the next twenty hours or so, I will be captain of the SS Playdate, forced to provide meals, snacks, and activity suggestions to two nine year old girls. This is the meaning of fear...
read more
it's not you, it's me--and questions about santa con
(blog entry)
So I have been buried under the traditional early December avalanche of papers and have only just emerged, red and white striped and ready to party. But I jut got a forwarded message that says I was supposed to prepay for santacon? Anyone have mor...
read more
Monkeys' Day Out
(blog entry)
So once a semester I have to sit down and read simply enormous quantities of essays. Bleargh. On the first day we read essays from students who are not ready for prime time, so to speak; this semester, they were asked, "If you could create a holid...
read more
Feeling a little blah myself
(blog entry)
This week has been kicking my fucking ass at work. And I have had a little bit of a cold, too. Conferencing with students, grading papers, going to meetings and ordering books as well as planning for next semester--it's all a little too much. I wa...
read more
But It's Not My Birthday!!!
(blog entry)
The adorable eighteen-year-old boy who lives in my building woke up today and said, "Hmm...what will I do with my day off? I think I'll put on some tight jeans and a wife beater and go fix my car in the garage all day long. While listening to blue...
read more
I am sitting and waiting for my daughter's playdate to arrive. For the next twenty hours or so, I will be captain of the SS Playdate, forced to provide meals, snacks, and activity suggestions to two nine year old girls. This is the meaning of fear, people.
"Let's paint our nails on the rug!"
"Let's make cookies and eat all the dough and make ourselves sick!"
"Let's have a fight and then cry together and make Mom mediate the whole thing for three hours!"
Help me...
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So I have been buried under the traditional early December avalanche of papers and have only just emerged, red and white striped and ready to party. But I jut got a forwarded message that says I was supposed to prepay for santacon? Anyone have more info about this? I was planning to meet up with peeps on Saturday at the ferry but I am currently on no lists and need meet up times and whether I should just not bother, having not prepaid. I have a really hot costume too..
So if i have pissed ...
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So once a semester I have to sit down and read simply enormous quantities of essays. Bleargh. On the first day we read essays from students who are not ready for prime time, so to speak; this semester, they were asked, "If you could create a holiday, what would it be?"
One student's answer blew me away: Monkeys' day out. On this holiday we would release all the monkeys from the zoos and laboratories then cower at home while the monkeys wreak havoc in the streets. OK, sadly, the student wasn'...
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This week has been kicking my fucking ass at work. And I have had a little bit of a cold, too. Conferencing with students, grading papers, going to meetings and ordering books as well as planning for next semester--it's all a little too much. I want to go off somewhere and laugh and get roaring drunk with my friends--so it's a good thing that that's what I have planned for the weekend. But I am so screamingly busy right up to the moment when I leave, that there's no time to "de-dumpify" mysel...
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The adorable eighteen-year-old boy who lives in my building woke up today and said, "Hmm...what will I do with my day off? I think I'll put on some tight jeans and a wife beater and go fix my car in the garage all day long. While listening to blues. John Lee Hooker in fact. Yup, that what I'll do."
And that's when I decided to do laundry. Lots and lots of laundry. "Don't mind me, I'm just doing some laundry. And um, that's not drool, that's, um, some sort of medical condition."
Calm down,...
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!!!SAFETY THIRD!!!,
"You've ruined Christmas!",
***CherryCRUSH***,
Albany Bulb,
Berkeley,
Chicken John's bus,
Dixie de la Tour - Righteous Babe,
First Church of the Chocolate Martini,
Santa Con,
Sean Kelly's Games,
The Ask Dr. Hal Show,
Triple Nipples!,
We Love Amacker!,
Younger Men for Older Women,
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