Me wuvs the nymphette super mucho! Fortunately, we share brains. The cutest, naughtiest, freakiest lil diva. I love my sista and her bad-ass lil bootie! Keep doin whatchyer doin nymphie, we ALL like it! Rock on...

An amazing combination of brains,
compassion, and ass-action. Until i met
her, I didn't know what "owning a room"
meant.

If I didn't think she was the most
amazingly kickass funky freaky sexy
nymph on the planet, I wouldn't have
married her, would I? Love the Nymph!
Worship the Nymph! Lick the Nymph's boots!

That smile first drew me over, the laugh
made me want to stay around! This
chickatita can really dance, a true
pro... and the most wicked evilly
brilliant brain.

AND... she's never afraid to ask for what she really wants!

Be nice, evil, nymph!

Love, Dodger

The face that launched a metric fuckton
of ships. The ass that has so
much bounce to the ounce that it's got
it's own gravity well. A poontang
that can suck a fiver from the hot
sweaty grasp of delusional desire,
across the bar, right over the rail, up
the pole and nestle right between
her bikini string and dreamy flesh. And
a brain so full of spark and
fuckoism that showers of hot sparks
periodically burst forth lighting up
the night.

Thanks god for the Evil Wood Nymph.
Long may she reign.