sara is the librarian you've been dreaming about.

call on her when you need a partner in crime to:
1. perform research (glean information from the tribe pages or tax records of your latest crush)
2. add a new chapter in "The Annals of Disappointment" (bitch about your most recent bad date)
3. weed the collection (break plates in the pottery barn when Mr. Big snubs you for a teenager)
4. explore stichomythia (cause a scene in downtown with some sarcastic, argumentative repartee)
5. archive the ephemera (craft innovative solutions to extricate yourself from that fling that is going nowhere)
6. supervise the physical processing of new materials (well, she's kinda a voyeur ...)
7. analyze legalese (decipher cryptic emails from your friends and lovers)

did i mention she's a hott librarian?

Skippy is a girl who will::

tell you when you're naughty
treat you when your nice
keep it all in your face
but gives great advice

she'll tell you whats down
if you keep it all real
take a step out of the box
mz skips the real deal

I heart you skippy
I want to eat your ipod's babies.

I say librarian. You may think dowdy, tweed-wearing matron locked away in the basement. Enter Skippy. She makes librarian sexy. Pyro-sexy. Plus she doesn't take things too seriously.

And I would gladly serve her with cherry blossoms and a steaming bowl of pho any day. How would you like that cigarette? With a side of sashimi and pad thai?

Skippy has this way of making you feel totaly at home and cool when you feel out of place and like a total dork.. plus she has killer taste in wine, gifts and friends what more could a girl ask for... granted her hobbies are odd.. a flow chart skippy???
Love n dust
G

One of these days -- mark my words -- I shall abscond with Skippy's Brio, whether or not it is cheap or it is plentiful.

I shall take it to a strange place. NOT there.